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Friday, July 20, 2007

Nothing to worry about

There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
Then there is nothing to worry about;
If you are sick,
There are two things to worry about:
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
There is nothing to worry about;
If you die,
There are two things to worry about:
Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
If you go to Heaven,
There is nothing to worry about;
But if you go to Hell,
You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends:
YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!!!!!

1 comment:

SabineM said...

THAT IS A GREAT ONE!
I worry about EVERYTHING so I will take this to heart! ;-)